VirginiaEddie

I don't really do much lately but start short stories that I don't finish, and job hunt. And it's mostly the latter. Times are kind of simple. Hunter's friend Ben brought the screener of this movie over the other day and I really appreciate that he did. It's the best film I have seen all year. Thank you Sweden.

 

 

 

Look what happens when you do! http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80c79302

Watch the above link. Once second left! Are you kidding me? I love you Moss!

 

 

Hey, with this new administration, I might be able to go shopping this century. I might even get, a job. I have been day dreaming garments all year.

This is the first thing I want to buy, this "Racerback Swing Vest" from Free People. Isn't it great?

Would you believe I had to take a picture of it with my camera phone because it wasn't in the online catalogue? Nov. 08, coming soon. ... Go Barack!

I have a tendency to draw sweeping conclusions before actually reading a whole story. My boyfriend loves this about me. I can't help it if I know everything right away. I used to be a reader. When I was a kid I would sit under a maple tree and finish a whole Mary Higgins Clark novel in an hour, then go swing on the monkey bars forever. My parents had the perfect kid. Who has time for that now? I just want to read the New York Times online for ten minutes, get bored and then watch tv forever. I'm half the woman I was when I was ten. I know this.

But I'm not immature, I've been through some shit. I can remember sitting on my friend's bedroom floor when I was fifteen while she tried to drive a needle through my nose to make room for a nose ring. It hurt pretty bad regardless of the ice and the vodka, and the stress of her mother walking into the room. I'm now 31, with lots of life experience like that. And it looks pretty clear to me, to my well-trained eye, like this chic carved a backwards B into her own face. I don't have to be a scientist, or a reader, to figure that out.

And when I say she did it herself, I mean she had some little white geek do it for her. She claims a giant black man did it. But that's not true. I know this for a fact because if you were attacked by a 6 foot 4 black man, I really don't think he would ask you to sit on his knee while he took out his army knife to widdle a nice little stencil on your face, in front of a bank camera. Give me a break! Also, that black and blue eye is nothing compared to what he would have given you. Your face would be broken. Broken. I'm not speaking from experience of having been in a fight with a giant black guy. You know why, because really big huge black guys don't go around attacking white girls. They'd  rather smoke pot, or go to college, or be famous celebrities. But they don't care about you Ashley Todd. As a matter of fact they avoid you like the plague.

See Ashley, I've read "To Kill a Mockingbird." Obviously you were never a reader. So I'm at least a little bit better than you. I'm pretty sure that every black man in America knows you don't attack white women in this country without suffering the wrath of white America. You don't even not attack white women without suffering the wrath.

So thanks for sharing your picture Ashley Todd. It's good to know what you and your creepy little republican boyfriend do while practicing abstinence on a Thursday night. Good to know. And if you're trying to blame Big Black from Rob & Big, you can just step off. Because we all love him.

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I've been hating Elisabeth Hasselbeck with a gut-wrenching passion since her defense of Palin on "The View." But now, whenever I feel jealous of her shiny clothes and cake-walk job, I can think of this clip. She really gets to talk to all the stars! Henry Kissinger who's apparently deaf now and probably meant to go the DNC,and Stephen Baldwin. What a treat?! Apparently she sold her soul to the republican party and there is no getting it back once you're caught on camera kissing the other Baldwin's ass. Speaking of which, you can actually watch this clip and hear the snipping of family ties: John Voight and Angelina Jolie, "snip."