VirginiaEddie

Ever since the recession hit and none of us make as much money as we used to, I wonder who it is that still shops at J.Crew and I wonder how I can wring their necks (out of jealousy of course not just because I enjoy wringing people's necks unless it means I can also steal their clothes once they've been rendered unconscious, in which case...) This short series of selected looks illustrates just how unfair it is that cool clothes are still unattainable unless you come from Fairfield County.

Don't look so confused model face, you should be more mature with a $200 tweed Contessa blazer on.

It's called the Sequined Starland Tank and no, you cannot get this outfit at Forever 21. Trust me.

Ah the Shower Shift Dress, both pretty and funky at the same time, doing what J.Crew does best, combining the simple sophisticated with the edgy wearable. I hate you J.Crew. And when I say I hate you I mean I love you. No means yes.